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775-348-9339
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EMR Evans Motorsports & RepairFallon, Nevada
775-423-8492 ATV Repair/Off Road MC/Tire
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Tu Bruthers Motor Sports Fallon, Nevada
775-423-9555 MC Repair/Tire/Accessories
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Phat Tat'z Tatto & Body Piercing Fallon, Nevada
775--423-2250
775--423-2250
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775-423-5319 MC Accessories
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Walt at 428-2294 and they will get it arranged.
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Cleaning those dead bugs off the windshields is a royal pain in the ass. With so many cleaners on the market which one do
you use? But theres one product that is most likely in your laundry room an is product is a DRYER SHEET. Take a dryer sheet
an wet windshield. It really works. I have used it myself. I have also hear that peroxide cleaning the bugs off go and steal some
of your wifes pledge and spray that windshield and give a good shine. It also helps keep bugs from sticking back on when they
get splattered. IF YOU DON'T HAVE A WINDSHIELD I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND THIS METHOD FOR YOUR FACE AND
TEETH.
you use? But theres one product that is most likely in your laundry room an is product is a DRYER SHEET. Take a dryer sheet
an wet windshield. It really works. I have used it myself. I have also hear that peroxide cleaning the bugs off go and steal some
of your wifes pledge and spray that windshield and give a good shine. It also helps keep bugs from sticking back on when they
get splattered. IF YOU DON'T HAVE A WINDSHIELD I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND THIS METHOD FOR YOUR FACE AND
TEETH.
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There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look
for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that
wrinkles don't hurt...
for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that
wrinkles don't hurt...
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Points to Ponder Submitted by: Buck
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... But it's only a "penny for your
thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be
a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... But it's only a "penny for your
thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be
a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.
Father Murphy
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man he
meets, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'
The man said, 'I do, Father.'
The priest said, 'Then stand over there against the wall.'
Then the priest asked the second man, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'
'Certainly, Father,' the man replied.
'Then stand over there against the wall,' said the priest.
Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and asked, 'Do you want to go
to heaven?'
O'Toole said, 'No, I don't Father.'
The priest said, 'I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you
die you don't want to go to heaven?'
O'Toole said, 'Oh, when I die , yes. I thought you were getting a group
together to go right now.'
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man he
meets, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'
The man said, 'I do, Father.'
The priest said, 'Then stand over there against the wall.'
Then the priest asked the second man, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'
'Certainly, Father,' the man replied.
'Then stand over there against the wall,' said the priest.
Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and asked, 'Do you want to go
to heaven?'
O'Toole said, 'No, I don't Father.'
The priest said, 'I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you
die you don't want to go to heaven?'
O'Toole said, 'Oh, when I die , yes. I thought you were getting a group
together to go right now.'
A Real Bikers Summer is about to begin
So Hows Your day going??
Boots & Boners! Submitted by Don
An elderly couple are vacationing in the West. Sam always wanted a
pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he
buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into their
room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Bessie?"
Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
Sam says excitedly "Come on Bessie, take a good look. Notice
anything different about me?"
Bessie looks again, "Nope."
Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks
back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again he
asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different?"
Bessie looks up and says "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down
today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again
tomorrow."
Furious, Sam yells, "And do you know why it is hanging down,
Bessie? It's hanging down because its looking at my new boots!!!"
Bessie replies "Should'a bought a hat, Sam."
An elderly couple are vacationing in the West. Sam always wanted a
pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he
buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into their
room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Bessie?"
Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
Sam says excitedly "Come on Bessie, take a good look. Notice
anything different about me?"
Bessie looks again, "Nope."
Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks
back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again he
asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different?"
Bessie looks up and says "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down
today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again
tomorrow."
Furious, Sam yells, "And do you know why it is hanging down,
Bessie? It's hanging down because its looking at my new boots!!!"
Bessie replies "Should'a bought a hat, Sam."
Promise you won't laugh???
'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. I'm a
professional. In over twenty years I've never
laughed at a patient.'
'Okay then,' said Fred Txxxxs, and he
proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the
tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen.
Length and width, it couldn't have been
bigger than the a AAA battery. Unable to
control herself, the nurse started giggling,
then fell to the floor laughing. Ten minutes
later she was able to struggle to her feet and
regain her composure. 'I am so sorry,' she
said. 'I don't know what came over me. On
my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it
won't happen again. Now, tell me, what
seems to be the problem?' ...'It's swollen,'
Fred replied. She ran out of the room.....
'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. I'm a
professional. In over twenty years I've never
laughed at a patient.'
'Okay then,' said Fred Txxxxs, and he
proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the
tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen.
Length and width, it couldn't have been
bigger than the a AAA battery. Unable to
control herself, the nurse started giggling,
then fell to the floor laughing. Ten minutes
later she was able to struggle to her feet and
regain her composure. 'I am so sorry,' she
said. 'I don't know what came over me. On
my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it
won't happen again. Now, tell me, what
seems to be the problem?' ...'It's swollen,'
Fred replied. She ran out of the room.....
A moment just before the pain begins
JACK DANIELS FISHING STORY
I finally got around to going fishing this morning,
but after a while I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are
good bass bait..
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth,
I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait
bucket..
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. I
grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its
mouth. His eyes rolled back and he went limp. I released him into
the lake without incident and carried on my fishing with the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same damn
snake with two frogs in his mouth.
I finally got around to going fishing this morning,
but after a while I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are
good bass bait..
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth,
I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait
bucket..
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. I
grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its
mouth. His eyes rolled back and he went limp. I released him into
the lake without incident and carried on my fishing with the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same damn
snake with two frogs in his mouth.
Just Fred Submitted by: Nevada Style
A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted
speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.
'Fred,' he replies.
'Fred what?' the officer asks.
'Just Fred,' the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give
the biker a break and, write him out a warning instead of a
ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.
The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost
it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but
plays along with it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last
name?'
The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was
born Fred Johnson.
I studied hard and got good grades.
When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I
went through college, medical school, internship, residency,
and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After
a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to
school.
Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got
my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS.
Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my
assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson,
MD, DDS, with VD.
Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away
my DDS.
Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found
out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD,
so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with
VD.
Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.'
The officer walked away in tears, laughing
A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted
speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.
'Fred,' he replies.
'Fred what?' the officer asks.
'Just Fred,' the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give
the biker a break and, write him out a warning instead of a
ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.
The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost
it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but
plays along with it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last
name?'
The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was
born Fred Johnson.
I studied hard and got good grades.
When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I
went through college, medical school, internship, residency,
and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After
a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to
school.
Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got
my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS.
Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my
assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson,
MD, DDS, with VD.
Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away
my DDS.
Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found
out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD,
so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with
VD.
Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.'
The officer walked away in tears, laughing
MAY 15-16, 2010, SideCar/Trike Advanced Course, Carson City
MAY 14-16, 2010, Basic Rider Course, Elko, NV
MAY 21-23, 2010, Basic Rider Course, Carson City
APRIL 30-MAY 2, 2010, Basic Rider Course, Carson City
MAY 28-30, 2010, Basic Rider Course, Elko, NV
JUNE 5, 2010, Experienced Rider Course, Elko
JUNE 6, 2010, Experienced Rider Course, Elko
JUNE 5, 2010, Experienced Rider Course, Carson City
MAY 14-16, 2010, Basic Rider Course, Elko, NV
MAY 21-23, 2010, Basic Rider Course, Carson City
APRIL 30-MAY 2, 2010, Basic Rider Course, Carson City
MAY 28-30, 2010, Basic Rider Course, Elko, NV
JUNE 5, 2010, Experienced Rider Course, Elko
JUNE 6, 2010, Experienced Rider Course, Elko
JUNE 5, 2010, Experienced Rider Course, Carson City
JUNE 6, 2010, Experienced Rider Course, Carson City
JUNE 11-13, 2010, Basic Rider Course, Elko, NV
JUNE 18-20, 2010, Basic Rider Course, Carson City
JUNE 25-27, 2010, Basic Rider Course, Carson City
JUNE 11-13, 2010, Basic Rider Course, Elko, NV
JUNE 18-20, 2010, Basic Rider Course, Carson City
JUNE 25-27, 2010, Basic Rider Course, Carson City
These are the first postings of the MSF courses. I'm sure more are
to follow for other areas to include Fallon and Winnemucca.
Please check back often or click on the Nevada Rider link above.
to follow for other areas to include Fallon and Winnemucca.
Please check back often or click on the Nevada Rider link above.
These classes fill up fast. To register click on the Nevada Rider
and go to classes and follow the instruction on the website.
and go to classes and follow the instruction on the website.
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